简介
刚穿进无限副本，我就成了工具人NPC。打怪？没我份！送信？对象还是个大反派。系统？启动就给我发bug。最惨的是，玩家喊我“老头”“老爷爷”都不知改口。我寻思着，干脆躺平发育，毕竟NPC不能死啊。
小说内容
我这具身体是刚上任的城卫所荣誉退休NPC。说荣誉吧，确实挺荣誉，毕竟城主大人亲自题字的牌匾就挂在前厅，可惜它挂的位置，正好挡了主神像的光。说得通俗点，我就是个吉祥物，负责在欢迎NPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPCNPC
